"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. […] Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness."
— Actual quote from the book describing Augustus Waters for all the people who didn’t understand that Augustus fucking Waters was flawed while reading the book. (via nyota-oswin-argent)

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

phanxious:

I forgot about their mouse problem and thought this was about Dan.

sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

nickohssailboat:

tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a fucking idiot

"swimming away from these reatards lol"

strawberiily:

by kisforkani

strawberiily:

by kisforkani

wimsickals:

ubergay:

Reblogging this everyday so when I reblog porn people don’t unfollow me

I love this.

wimsickals:

ubergay:

Reblogging this everyday so when I reblog porn people don’t unfollow me

I love this.